I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.
They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.
In the first take I said “entail raping” by mistake.
I would almost say the bloopers for this show are funnier than the show. But then I remember how funny the show is and, just, <i>nothing is funnier than the show</i>.
Via enhanced fanmanship
He punched wolves to death with brass knuckles made of broken vodka bottles and rags.
But first, he’d like to ask you a few questions about your sexual history.
Not to mention, he will UNLEASH THE KRAKEN on your sorry ass.
(Source: theamericankid)
Via Cosmic Tuesdays
Mrs. Frederic Appreciation Post
Wouldn’t be surprised if this post disappeared and reappeared from tumblr AT WILL.
Via Warehouse 13 Fan
So I watched Star Trek: Insurrection for the first time, and man, I don’t get it! Isn’t this one of the movies everyone hates? How could anyone hate a movie where Picard gives Worf this devastating “how dumb are you?” look? I loved every single thing about this scene but this look was the best.
still funny if you add “in bed,” though
I hate when fortune cookies give advice rather than fortunes. I am eating you, cookie, you don’t get to tell me what I should do.



